Just found...

This from 2001 and this from 2010 . Both classics of their type, or should that be tripe?

Twelve years on and we still have the same f*cked-up single track line but, now, as an added bonus we also have the worlds most f*cked-up railway company, Greater Anglia running trains along it!

I seriously dislike being taken for a mug by the bastards who make these types of announcement which they have absolutely no intention of honouring. Ever.Sadly, it now typifies everything about this shit-hole of a country.

Another Friday...

Another f*ckup courtesy of the world's longest running practical joke: Greater Anglia.

Yet another broken down train causing utter bloody chaos this morning.

It seems plain they don't maintain these clapped out shitboxes properly, simply on the strength of how many of these pieces of crap break each week.

Each and every time they leave the poor paying public who continue to shell out thousands of pounds annually just for the dubious privilege of owning a ticket to sit, or just as often stand, on a motionless train stuck between the endless delays caused by one of the worst performing railway companies operating anywhere not just in the UK or Europe but the world.

Wankers.

More....

F*ckwittery from the kings of the f*ckwits at Greater Anglia.

The 1901 from Witham to Braintree was terminated at Chelmsford tonight because the useless shower of shit can't or won't maintain their f*cking trains.

We were late in this morning for the same reason, a f*cked up train earlier.

Useless Wankers.

Postscript to another triumphant...

Night for the dickheads who run Greater Anglia and Network bloody Rail.

No prizes for guessing what this cretinous  shower of shit decided to do with the 1948 train from Witham to Braintree.

Inevitably they terminated it at Witham and expected us to sit quietly and wait another 45 minutes for the next departure, which was already 10 minutes late then. Basically it all meant what should have been a simple connecting service became a 2 hours plus wait.

It was at this point that tempers exploded and the Witham drones were handed their arses by some extremely pissed off passengers.

What kind of railway thinks they can get away with dumping their  passengers off on a platform with no way of getting home for more than 2 hours?

It's an absolute disgrace.

It was also at this point that finally having had enough, I gave up and got a lift home; eventually getting home 3 miserable hours after setting out.

Complete...

Bloody meltdown again tonight.

F*cked up trains all over the place.

Sitting at Witham at the moment in the forlorn hope that the next Braintree train would be something like on time.

No bloody chance, it's currently somewhere the other side of Ingatestone waiting to get past the f*cked signals.

The latest guesstimate from the prick on the tannoy is 25 minutes late. Means I'm unlikely to get home this side of nine tonight.

I just f*cking despair.

According...

To the Network bloody Rail app, we're not due in to Witham till twenty past f*cking  seven.

We've just arrived at Chelmsford and the wanker on the tannoy was announcing then that there'll be no connection at Witham.

So we're going to be stuck in that shithole until the next train, or more likely the one after,  pitches up sometime towards eight or probably nine o'clock tonight, always assuming that one isn't f*cked up as well.

An ever present danger on this shambles of a railway.

All...

F*cked up tonight.

Presently we're just sitting at  Ingatestone because of f*cked up signals somewhere between here and bloody Chelmsford.

No clues when we're likely to start moving again, and we're now certain to miss the connection to the Braintree train at Witham.

Another triumph for the wankers running Network bloody Rail.

Arseholes.