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F*ckwittery from the kings of the f*ckwits at Greater Anglia.

The 1901 from Witham to Braintree was terminated at Chelmsford tonight because the useless shower of shit can't or won't maintain their f*cking trains.

We were late in this morning for the same reason, a f*cked up train earlier.

Useless Wankers.

Postscript to another triumphant...

Night for the dickheads who run Greater Anglia and Network bloody Rail.

No prizes for guessing what this cretinous  shower of shit decided to do with the 1948 train from Witham to Braintree.

Inevitably they terminated it at Witham and expected us to sit quietly and wait another 45 minutes for the next departure, which was already 10 minutes late then. Basically it all meant what should have been a simple connecting service became a 2 hours plus wait.

It was at this point that tempers exploded and the Witham drones were handed their arses by some extremely pissed off passengers.

What kind of railway thinks they can get away with dumping their  passengers off on a platform with no way of getting home for more than 2 hours?

It's an absolute disgrace.

It was also at this point that finally having had enough, I gave up and got a lift home; eventually getting home 3 miserable hours after setting out.

Complete...

Bloody meltdown again tonight.

F*cked up trains all over the place.

Sitting at Witham at the moment in the forlorn hope that the next Braintree train would be something like on time.

No bloody chance, it's currently somewhere the other side of Ingatestone waiting to get past the f*cked signals.

The latest guesstimate from the prick on the tannoy is 25 minutes late. Means I'm unlikely to get home this side of nine tonight.

I just f*cking despair.

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To the Network bloody Rail app, we're not due in to Witham till twenty past f*cking  seven.

We've just arrived at Chelmsford and the wanker on the tannoy was announcing then that there'll be no connection at Witham.

So we're going to be stuck in that shithole until the next train, or more likely the one after,  pitches up sometime towards eight or probably nine o'clock tonight, always assuming that one isn't f*cked up as well.

An ever present danger on this shambles of a railway.

All...

F*cked up tonight.

Presently we're just sitting at  Ingatestone because of f*cked up signals somewhere between here and bloody Chelmsford.

No clues when we're likely to start moving again, and we're now certain to miss the connection to the Braintree train at Witham.

Another triumph for the wankers running Network bloody Rail.

Arseholes.

There are...

Some staggeringly thin-skinned arseholes on the train tonight.

One in particular is really beginning to piss me off big time.

She's been sitting in a seat backing onto a group of teenagers. Every word from them was greeted with a theatrical sigh and a glare; as did a young kiddy sitting somewhere behind me.

She even took exception to some of the alerts I was getting on my mobile.

The miserable cow eventually pissed off into another part of the carriage. Good riddance.

Why get the train at this time of the evening if you want any peace and quiet?

Stupid bitch.

One of the few...

Joys of having to make this trek every day is just occasionally you get to see some - usually  foul-mouthed - little oik get caught traveling without a valid ticket and have their arse and a surprisingly large penalty fare/fine handed to them by a ticket inspector.

It just happened to one of the more deserving cases.

Happy days.