Oh double shit...

https://twitter.com/Delayed_Again/status/605717664930103296

What the f*ck do the halfwits running Greater Anglia think they're up to?

Why on God's green earth are they wasting money on these pieces of shit?

They're clapped out, unreliable, totally f*cked-up and suitable only for the scrpaheap.

Now these wankers want to turn them into fixer-uppers, they need to be totally replaced. Lock, stock and barrel.

They've had a 'demonstrator', serial 321448 which is mentioned in the article. That thing is nothing but a monstrous piece of crap, a giant clusterf*ck; the lights are too bright; the air con is f*cking useless; the seats are day-glo yellow, green and bloody purple. Purple for God's sake! 

It's as useless as the rest of the shite 321 fleet.

God help us when the contract comes up for renewal next year.   

Oh shit...

http://goo.gl/dguwN5

Finally...

The London Metro rail services formerly run by Abellio Greater Anglia have been prised from their shit stained grasp and are now the sole responsibility of TfHell.

Maybe AGA might be able to run their now much reduced network without f*cking it up quite so regularly.

Somehow though, I doubt it...

This is absolutely typical of Abellio...

https://twitter.com/IBPTSFelixstowe/status/519876338698973184?s=09

Shiney new trains for the Jocks, the same  clapped out shitboxes for the rest of us...

More evidence...

Of just how people like me are being fleeced by the thieving bastards at Greater Anglia.

Just what the f*ck that incomprehensible, rambling bullshit the rail companies' spokesidiot trots out in the last paragraph is anybody's guess.

It's gone high time not just Network Fail but the useless toerags at Greater Anglia together with all the other grasping f*ckers running rail services need to start paying out real money to people as restitution for the shit we have put up with in a daily basis, and not Mickey Mouse vouchers which we can only use to pay these bastards to inflict yet more f*cking misery on us.

Just a f*cking joke.

Just when...

You think they can't f*ck up any more the shower of shit running Greater bloody Anglia come up with yet another jaw dropping piece of f*ckwittery.

For our delectation tonight we have another f*cked up train.

But this one goes above and beyond even the crass incompetent uselessness we've come to expect from these clowns. This one is blocking not one, not two, but the grand total of FOUR platforms at Liverpool Street.

As you can expect it's headless chicken time again as they try to get their collective brain cell around this latest balls-up entirely of their own making.

As always, they've gone into default, cancel f*cking everything mode and trains are being chopped left right and centre. It's pitiful.

And now, for some reason best known only to this bunch of cretins, because they never bother to tell us what the f*ck is going on, we're now sitting motionless outside of Stratford.

I just despair.

Another Friday...

Another catastrophic evening courtesy of Greater f*cking Anglia and Network Bloody Fail.

We had a bit of rain this afternoon so inevitably a section of track has been closed due to what we are told is cataclysmic flooding. Apparently Noah was seen going into Wickes.

Cue utter f*cking chaos at Liverpool Street. No bloody trains, crowds out the doors. Total shambles again.

No trains whatsoever going out towards Ipswich, Colchester or Braintree. Added to this was the usual total lack of information.

I'm also beginning to suspect that to be taken on as a tannoy announcer on GA you need to have had a lobotomy because the pillock at Liverpool St is as useless the cretin at Stratford.

He's spent the last hour talking complete bollocks, claiming there are "short notice alterations" occurring. Like hell there are.

Not one bloody train left before the one I've just got on to which was going to Ipswich, but has now been cancelled. If I could get to Witham, I can get a lift home from there but that's proving problematical.

Update:

I eventually managed to get home via the more circuitous but much more reliable route of getting on a Stansted Express train and then getting picked up from the airport. It's more expensive in fuel but it avoided my having to wait till the tosspots at GA and NR finally got enough of their shit together to run the seriously hobbled "service" they eventually managed to come up with.

I spend in excess of four grand a year on my annual season ticket, and in compensation for tonights mass f*ck-up I can expect to receive a voucher, valid only on the same f*cked-up railway that screwed me in the first place for the sum of £8.00.

It's high time this cosy and corrupt compensation scheme was swept away and companies like Abellio Greater Anglia and Network Rail who consistently fail their customers are forced to pay a proper amount of compensation, in cash. There is absolutely no incentive with the present system for them to improve. They need to be made to hurt financially.