Thursday, 8 May 2014

It's Friday...

And, true to form, the wankers at Greater Anglia have seen fit to cancel the 0726 again.

The reasons de jour are overrunning engineering works or another f*cked up train. Take your pick, they've used both excuses this morning.

Whatever, it still means another late start and finish at work today.

Tuesday, 6 May 2014

This was...

Installed in the station car park at Braintree over six weeks ago.




And such is the complete and utter uselessness of Greater Anglia that it's now become the barred off vandal magnet in this  picture.

Tuesday, 29 April 2014

More corporate...

Bollocks from the same train company that cancelled ANOTHER f*cking train tonight because some lazy bastard couldn't arsed to turn for work.

Saturday, 23 November 2013

Just found...

This from 2001 and this from 2010 . Both classics of their type, or should that be tripe?

Twelve years on and we still have the same f*cked-up single track line but, now, as an added bonus we also have the worlds most f*cked-up railway company, Greater Anglia running trains along it!

I seriously dislike being taken for a mug by the bastards who make these types of announcement which they have absolutely no intention of honouring. Ever.Sadly, it now typifies everything about this shit-hole of a country.

Friday, 25 October 2013

Another Friday...

Another f*ckup courtesy of the world's longest running practical joke: Greater Anglia.

Yet another broken down train causing utter bloody chaos this morning.

It seems plain they don't maintain these clapped out shitboxes properly, simply on the strength of how many of these pieces of crap break each week.

Each and every time they leave the poor paying public who continue to shell out thousands of pounds annually just for the dubious privilege of owning a ticket to sit, or just as often stand, on a motionless train stuck between the endless delays caused by one of the worst performing railway companies operating anywhere not just in the UK or Europe but the world.

Wankers.

Tuesday, 30 July 2013

More....

F*ckwittery from the kings of the f*ckwits at Greater Anglia.

The 1901 from Witham to Braintree was terminated at Chelmsford tonight because the useless shower of shit can't or won't maintain their f*cking trains.

We were late in this morning for the same reason, a f*cked up train earlier.

Useless Wankers.

Wednesday, 10 July 2013

Postscript to another triumphant...

Night for the dickheads who run Greater Anglia and Network bloody Rail.

No prizes for guessing what this cretinous  shower of shit decided to do with the 1948 train from Witham to Braintree.

Inevitably they terminated it at Witham and expected us to sit quietly and wait another 45 minutes for the next departure, which was already 10 minutes late then. Basically it all meant what should have been a simple connecting service became a 2 hours plus wait.

It was at this point that tempers exploded and the Witham drones were handed their arses by some extremely pissed off passengers.

What kind of railway thinks they can get away with dumping their  passengers off on a platform with no way of getting home for more than 2 hours?
It's an absolute disgrace.

It was also at this point that finally having had enough, I gave up and got a lift home; eventually getting home 3 miserable hours after setting out.