...f*ck you Braintree from the arseholes formerly known as Abellio Greater Anglia.
The bastards, now calling themselves just Greater Anglia were gleefully handing out flyers at Liverpool Street this morning, bragging about how they will be running even more bloody trains to Southend, like those f*ckers don't get enough already, Norwich, Colchester and all points between.
Just about the only poor sods not being promised an improvement were once again the unfortunates who choose to live in Braintree.
We can, therefore, confidently continue to expect m our trains to be cancelled without warning as the first resort come any Notwork Fail or AGA f*ck-up anywhere on this shitty, benighted shambles of a rail company.