Yet more...

Crap from TfHell. The Jubilee line is currently f*cked up big time, and as an added bonus, they're also dicking around with the DLR.

A fire alarm at Swiss Cottage or St Johns Wood earlier has screwed the Jubilee.

At the same time,  the dopey wankers are trialling the DLR service they expect to run during the Olympics clusterf*ck.

I have news for them, it's utter shite.

Back to the drawing board boys.

On top of all this bollocks, Bob bloody Crow has called the maintainers who keep the Jubilee Line running out on f*cking strike for the rest of the week.

The question is, given the less than spectacular service we generalally see, will we miss the lazy bastards?

For some reason...

Passengers waiting at Stratford are now being regularly subjected to a bizarre tannoy announcement by some weird sounding f*cker welcoming us to "... Stratford, the home of the 2012 Olympic Park venues."

Like we need any reminders about this summer's mega-clusterf*ck.

Lies, queue jumpers...

And another f*cked up evenings travel courtesy of the tossers at TfHell.

The lies were the bullshit coming over the tannoy which was gleefully announcing a "good service" on all Underground lines.

That was shown to clearly be bollocks when the drones running the station were forced to close the barriers after the platforms became dangerously overcrowded as no Stratford-bound trains were coming through.

The first one didn't appear for almost 10 minutes. The next 4 were completely packed, I finally made it onto the sixth, a new record for unboardable trains.

Tempers weren't helped by the queue jumping cow who thought she'd slide up the inside hoping no-one would notice. She was wrong.

Finally, when I got to Stratford, the mainline was a crock of shit as well.